Barenaked Ladies - The Big Bang Theory Theme 中文歌詞

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools We built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang (bang) Since the dawn of man is really not that long As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song A fraction of a second and the elements were made The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang It all started with the big bang It's expanding ever outward but one day It will pause and start to go the other way Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy) It all started with the big bang Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang It all started with the big bang

整個大宇宙處在於熱又濃稠的狀態下 源自於大約140億年前擴張 等等 地球逐漸降溫 眷養動物開始流口水 尼安德特人發明工具 我們造了城牆 數學 科學 歷史揭開神秘的面紗 都來自於大爆炸 人見到曙光的機會不多 每個銀河系成立的時間 比唱一首歌的時間還要短 幾分之一秒的時間 各種元素就出現 雙足動物站得挺直 恐龍們遇見了命運 牠們試著躍進 但一切都太遲 牠們全都陣亡 大片海洋與陸地 看看這偉大的傑作 都是大爆炸造成的連鎖反應 全都來自於大爆炸 一直向外地擴張 但有一天 這行為會停止 並另外發展 內部會逐漸瓦解 我們不會在這 也不會聽見 最聰明的人推算出將來會有更大的爆炸 南方古猿 會厭惡我們 爭論著我們怎會在這 他們獵捕著鹿 (我們卻中了病毒) 宗教與天文學 (笛卡兒或是申命紀) 都來自於大爆炸 音樂與神話 愛因斯坦與占星術 都來自於大爆炸 都來自於大爆炸